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2008-04-29T04:26:00.002+08:00

and yes im back yet again. after 13 days. pay day is coming. soon. hope so. and things have been going great. "leave the past behind, look forward to the future". well i sure am looking forward to whats gonna happen. cant wait la sey! got lotsa plans to live up to.. gonna do this and that.. and now i shall act to what ive promised some people on new year's eve.. that is to stop smoking..

SMOKING KILLS DEY.

and i wonder what made me start smoking. well, smokers shud noe the pleasure it gives, (way better than sex does) haha!
it will just make u stop thinking for that moment. everything is silent, the only thing u hear is the crispy burning sound of the ciggie.. ahhhh heavenly.. and its been my bestfriend eversince, thru the ups and downs, especially the downs. Honestly speaking, im not that addicted to it. its just a pasttime, like now, im bored, writing the crap that nobody seems to read. i dun smoke when im out with people, well it actualy depends on who, like... if im out with my "lepak" friends, there will always be a moment of boredom, voila the ciggie comes in. and i dun smoke in front of people who i care, unless he or she is 1 and invites me to 1.. free ciggie? cannnn no problemm...

and since uve been enlightened by me, i shall now off my lappy, and slip into bed, and start dreaming. enjoy.

Word.

2008-04-29T04:24:00.001+08:00

As i lay in bed, thinking, while staring into the night sky. . . .

I Began to wonder . . . . . . .

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ROOF?!

Reminisce

2008-04-16T08:43:00.002+08:00

And after that post as i was looking at my tagboard, looking at the old tags. im starting to laugh at myself.lookin at how stupid we were. and memories of the motorcycle accident just came back to my head.

The night i almost died. HAHA! quite funny to think of it again, "Eh abu! eh EH EH!" BANG.

and we went flying across 2 lanes. And at that moment, imagine it being in slow motion, well actually it really did happen in slow motion. i can still remember what really happened in like super slow-mo. AND then the song "i believe i can fly" comes in.. and the camera just rotates around me as i flew.. crashed.. sliding on my palm, and when i couldn take the pain on my palm i switched over to the other side of my hand.. u see.. how detailed i can describe it to you..

and abu just stood up, looking for his prata and teh and worrying abt his bro's bike, while im there lying cursing myself, and when i tried to stand up, its like god just gave me all the pain in the world to carrry upon my shoulders.

and i can still remember at how i took a cab home thinking it was nothing, and bled on the backseat of the cab. and the ahpek seemed oblivious to what had just happened. "ah uncle bedok south ave 2 eh". as i reached my place, i couldn stand it any longer. called my parents, called the ambulance.. clever. haha.

And i had to lie abt the whole incident. "alaaa, fall from bicycle la.. realllyy.. turning then hit the curb" extra clever.

and after that day, i cant walk for 2 months, well not totally cannot but limp.. and couldn fully straighten my leg for like, 4 months or so? imagine how torturous it is... 'smart' people doing 'smart' things will end u up getting crippled. and now i cant play anymore soccer, cos whenever i do.. my knees will swell up to the size of shi wei's tummy.HAHA

But come to think again.. its like a once in a lifetime experience. and lucky me im still alive.. thank god there wasnt any lorries or whatsoever dooms machine going pass on the other side of the road. or it'll just be the end of my game.

2008-04-16T08:36:00.002+08:00

AHARR!

ok its my off day and i dunno what to do with it.. hmmm.. Have you ever wonder at why things just happen? like, when u got stomachache you go shit. When u cry tears will come out something like that ah. ok well maybe exactly not like that. its more of a, how to say it eh. i also dunno la.. so yeah what have i been doing the whole day..lets seeeeee...

1. sleep.
2. eat.
3. go out walk aimlessly ard bedok.
4. while walking decided to get a haircut.
5. go home.

and now. voila im here. its like, u will always have plans when u got no time for it, but when ur free theres nothing for u to do.. shithole.

Nub Benny And Shi Wei.

2008-04-12T01:05:00.003+08:00

HELLO BITCHES!

Im baccck with a brand new track, just waiting for the dj to spin his rack. Fuyoo.. rhyme joy. haha!

OK OK updates.

1. WHERE IS MY PAY! TCC OWE ME MONEY O$P$.
2. Its been 2 months since ive started working there and am enjoying life.
3. I got rejected to go into the Joint Poly/National Service thingy. THANK YOU LA.
4. ITS MY BDAE NEXT WEEK.(hints)
5. YUN FONGS' CHERRIES ARE BLEEDING.
6. Pick up sticks. HAHA got nth else to say.

SO for today, did bar with mr benny-licious the nubcake. fun. stupid. and messy. yes. very messy.
matcha flying, bar top vibrating, wrong toppings. but who cares. HAHA!

Ah yes, im gonna change the banner on top soon. Its starting to look gay.

the.post.revival.

2008-03-01T05:52:00.002+08:00

yes im back.

time to blabber.

Wednesday, first day at work.. went for the orientation thingy at bugis, then headed down str8 to changi airport t3, arrival hall.. ok.. ppl there are quite frenly.. and lame.. seriously lame shit man..
first day was ok.. my second day was the best.. joke around with them as if ive worked there for like so lonng... best kan best kan!?

kental.. ok bitches.. ive got nothing else to talk abt.. noones reading this shit anyways..

BYE!

dots.

2008-02-25T04:12:00.003+08:00

so its been almost 2 bloody years. yeah.. whats changed?

nothing much, except that the fact ive grown much fatttter and flubbier.
building up the united muscles on my tummy.. so yeah...
gonna start work soon. again.. now with The Coffee Connoisseur.
before it was coffee connection.. but the hell with them.. 5bucks per hour.. all those long hours and they pay me 5 bucks? bitch.. im gettin 6.30 per hour now.. way way better.. and payday is every 2 weeks.. woot! AKU KAYE! hahaha!

ive wanted to start posting since likee a few months back.. but blogger, being a bitch decided to change the login to a gmail thingy.. so im damn lazy to sign up for a gmail account. and now, ive surrendered to my semangat of bloggin and get an account.. and im lookin at the banner above.. and it looks so gay.. fuck.. the bobs. haha. so to whoevers' reading this shit blabber, ur the special ones. haha! others dun get the chance to read my godsent posts. *hallelujah's ringing followed by a bright light from above.*

so updates..
The "need to knows"

1. ive picked up fishing as a hobby.
2. im SINGLE HAHA.
3. im getting fat.
4. ive stopped all the sins ive been doing the last time.
5. i dun club anymore. eventually i grew out of it.
6. dota is still the shit! gg!imba!
7. im almost done in gettin my driving license.

i think thats all.

so whoever is unlucky enough to stumble upon this blog, god bless ur soul. =)

The Revival.bitch.

2008-02-25T04:08:00.001+08:00

ahah! im back!

bitches...

so noone is readin this shit.. it shall be more private.. muahaha.

bitch.

imma ridin dirty. gyeah.

2006-09-01T23:35:00.000+08:00

gyeah niggas! holla at me now!... gyeah fuck u too! kwahahaha.

im back niggas, fellas, muhfakas!! ooootz!

updates nigga updates! get it rollllin...

what a week mann. been working.. full time now at Changi Village Hotel, Saltwater Restaurant.. so peeps u free? come down see me. il be ur personal waiter for the day.. can get discounts beb! waahaha. blearggggh. woots yesterday testdrive! with nunu's car.. fun ah.. but then super maluating cos i suck as u people can see. yeahhh..

ok fine i have the most suckiest blog ever.. i talk shit abt myself.. im so FULL of myself.. yeah yeah.. so fuck it.

da la u guys can go wank off k.. and keep the rubbish tags coming baybeh.. im lovin it! Yaaaow!

prrrr!

2006-08-14T03:45:00.000+08:00

ok im back.. meow! haha. ok ok.. so long nv update to you guys.. well.. nothing much happened la.. usual stuffs. u noe me.. boring.. gyeahh..

to start things off..

go to this link and watch this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXBBeR0bp9k

HE'S THA MAN! gyeah!

blah.. have you ever wondered what 5 assholes sitting by the beach at east coast from 1-4am be doing?

simple. Stupid stuffs! yeah.. making fun of songs... like remixing sentielo with boyz II men. ok im really lazy to type all the specifics ah.. just go to burns blog and see..ok? hahaha.

signing out...

"GINDIS SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!" quoted Anonymous.

2006-08-05T00:56:00.000+08:00

brrrrrgh im back baybeh! better than ever. wwoooots. soo happenings baybeh bring out the happenings!! yeahh.. so lets see.. where shall i start.

bahah! worked 3 straight days in a row. big fuck rite? haha.. well yeah if u noe me that well it is the biggest f ever. cos iim the lazy kinda person who dun give shit but eat and sleep, and the cycle goes on and on and on... earned quite alot la. cannot tell u exactly how much(wait people who are "money faced" will ask me to blanja. like faisal for instance.) HAHA!

so yeah. ive been reading alot abt the war stuffs on the internet and read some of the public views on the crisis. i got to disagree with most of them though. Many of them blamed the "Jews" for the war. Well in my opinion, they're all wrong. Israel is not only made up of Jews. there's also others like christian and muslim citizens livin there as well. So u cant blame the majority in a country on something like that. u blame Israel as a whole. bleargh. and now the US just realised that the weapons theyre supplying are the ones that killed all those lebanese civilians. andddd theyre not doin anything abt it. what rubbish. ok enough la abt war. getting sick of it already. haha. moving on to other topics.

went out for dinner with Sulaiman, Faisal and a dearrrrr fren of his, Hilary. so yeah ate at Seoul garden again... fyi just ate it the other day with my nunu dearest. so yeah gotta noe a lil bit of these and that. overall... very kenyang-ing. *BER-TSAR.*

went home just to find out that i lost the game in gindis. U(YRF^!RURJHGVF^!^&@RE!R@#$~!

blearghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

nothing else to say. just that im bored. B-O-R-E-D.

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da la whatever la. if ur dumb then u will be reading this cos ur so dumb to scroll down to see those stupid faces.

DUMBaassssss.

ahhhhhh oozee and eye popping. hurhur

2006-08-01T00:46:00.000+08:00

ahh yes im back with a vengence! ok whatever. haha.

todays happenings.

woke up quite late if im not wrong around 3, cos last nite i was disturbed so end up sleeping at 6 am. bleargh. well met faisal and his cousin for dinner at simpang bedok. AGAIN. usual stuffs. our frequent spot. then after that got bored la so decided to go airport and walk2 abit. nothing much happened so yeahh..

ooOOoo and faisal's cousin, yusoff? i think, yeah was talking abt this movie called hostel and shit im watchin it rite now and its like sooooo.. OH FUCK! freaking violent man. cut here cut there. everywhere also cut cut. got one funny part this guy was torturing the other guy yeah, and he apparently just saw off the guy's fingers. yeahhh... and then he accidentally slipped over the fingers and fell.. guess what happen. he drop the chainsaw on his leg and it just went through it. ok i noe doenst sound convincing and disgusting but i bet you if u were to watch it u will go like ohh fuck.. hahaha. yeahhhh.. just go to youtube.com and search for hostel, theres part 1-10 so u must watch all of it.

ahh,.. not much to say. shall end here. chao ppl and to my frequent readers and ppl who support my views on the ongoing war i would like to thank you. HAHA SO DRAMA MAMA!

The world, going nuts. . .

2006-07-31T02:58:00.000+08:00

AHh!! updates!

NEWS ON THE WAR IN LEBANON!!

im very angry at the recent bombings of a refugee camp i believe in Qana, lebanon, which killed so many innocent lifes of children, women and.. ok to be exact innocent civilians! fuck the israelis for doing that. the whole world is condemning them and they act like fuck-care nothing happened! like wtf!! screww u assholes! anyways im still pondering why the hell arnt the lebanese government helping to fite the freaking war?! and as i was watching the cnn coverage of the war last nite i found out the whole truth. LEBANON IS AFRAID OF BEING BRANDED AS A TERRORIST NATION! WTF!!! the bloody israelis are attacking them and you've got no balls to defend your motherland? what rubbish. Dun give fuck abt the US and its so called "coalition". i would prefer it to sound more like "axis of evil" fuck them!.

u see anyone who fights against the americans allies are branded as terrorist. Then whats the point of having armies in a country? for showcase? stupid man i tell you. these arab nations are also another bunch of idiots. like what my father said " they only hope on prayers and dun take any action. how can god help if you don't make any move?"... ahhhh. inspiring rite? HAHA. whatever.

ok back to the war.

ISRAEL IS REALLY GETTIN INTO DEEP SHIT.

Egypt, Syria, Iran, Jordan are all gonna take action if there wont be any ceasefire in 14 days which any of you retards who are abit slow in maths wouldnt noe is, 2 weeks! AHhhh finally they've got some balls to drop outta their pants. take a look at the world map.. israel is virtually surrounded by these arab (who decided to get out of their prayers) countries. and i feel that they really shud get there soon and wipe these war-minded fucktards off the world map... bleargh!

ok enough of war. news abt me now.

really made a fool of myself just now at work. drop a whole tray of dessert in front of those chinese(from china, sorry if i offended any in by mentioning this but they really are retards who are grown ups but have simply retarded child minds). omfg! ok sorry again haha just need to express my anger towards their kiasu-ness and "dun care of others" actions. can u like bloody imagine an old lady, running to an empty seat just to sit there so that others couldnt! AN OLD LADY! ARGH! ok ok back to the point of my story. i was like rushing with the tray on my shoulders and they were like dancing and stuff in which i have no idea why cos i dun find anything entertaining goin on except for the ongoing performance which i find whacked la. They were all over the place. some stood on their seats showing their monkeyness. gooodness, they're unexplainable. and suddenly this lady just jumped infront of me and shoved me abit and i was like shocked la and i bloody drop the whole tray. and the best part is yet to come. SHE JUST FUCKING LOOKED AT ME WITHOUT SAYING SORRY OR WHAT AND JUST SIMPLY WALK AWAY! What incosiderate assholes they are. and omg i just reallised im so full of anger! argh!. meow.

ok im sorry but i just have to express all the angst in me. now i feel abit better. =) ok only abit not that much =

ahhhh... sorry for the horrendous english and explicit content of this entry cos i tend to go off, wayyyy off when im angry.

goodnite for now.more updates will come on another day. insyallah.

CHAOZ! =)

wAhx, sO sIaNx LoRzx! wtf.

2006-07-30T00:25:00.000+08:00

oh shit today is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shitty.

i've been doing nothing alll day long.

*crkk*crkk*crkk(cricketty sound)

ok u see its like that, get me? nothing? ok good.

ok gonna work 2mrrw so peeps dun miss me yeah? ggyeeeahh!
i have nothing to say seriously cos my day was too "fun-filled" with no activities. hekhek.

sooo. chao? i guess so. bye la. shoo! go go read someone elses blog. go go shoo! blah aku ckp! SHOO.

re-FRESH-ed

2006-07-28T19:22:00.000+08:00

ok im back at home, after a long day at work. pppfffft.

I JUST REALLY NEED TO SAY THIS COS SOMETHING WEIRD JUST HAPPENED!

this "beaaaautiful" morning, as i board the train to work, i just swear to god i saw a Faisal look-alike.

ok thats not the end.

I BUMPED INTO SO MANY FAISAL LOOK-ALIKES THE WHOLE BLOODY DAY! OMG!
HAHA!

scarry shit rite???

ok back to work story. . . . . . . .

as usual arrived late. hekhek. signed in and stuff and i swear today was the best working experience i've ever... ermmm.. hmmm.. experienced? yeah.. the supervisors were all indon guys, damn fun mann. all day long surely got jokes up their asses.

oh ya 3 idiotic myanmareees/myanmarness/myanmardadies (ok whatever fuck they call themselves la) got sent home. woooot. funyy man.. all of them couldnt understand english and those indon guys made fun of them and basically they got sick of their own jokes and decided to dismiss them. oooookaaaayyy. errmm. what else eh...

oh saw another faisal look-alike when i was on my way home.. ok from that point onwards i was already expecting those look-alikes to be everywhere la, so no more surprise already. pleaaargh.

OH AND DO YOU KNOW THAT BEDOK McDONALDS DON'T HAVE THOSE MILK SHAKIESS!? fuck bedok. haha. fuck it la.. was so "smangat" to get one just now but then dun have... so end up with ice milo. and now i realised i wasted $2.55 on that since i can make my own at home....

ahh shit. u see la. now im angry.

bloggin really does have mood swings effect on people. me for perfect example. A:KF%#$U@T^!

ok im happy again =)

nothing else to say la.

till then...SZELARBASCH!

f it innit?

2006-07-27T23:21:00.000+08:00

ok shut it im gonna stop postin my bloody posts like bloody OLIN. HAHA! ok im so mean. =( sorry olin.

ok down back on Earth.

i just bloody post my last post la.

no more stuffs to talk abt. so come back another day.

and u guys seen abu's blog? hes like so bloody "kembang" abt the comments ppl give. bleargh. well abu if ur readin this, fuck it! hahahahahaa.

ok nvm il post something now since something just came up.

u guys noe abt the new law in the transit system? the bus companies can get sued if more ppl are complaining abt the services. i gotta agree its poor man. buses come damn beterabuh man the timing. and most of the time during peak hours its bloody full.

yeap so news flash!

so conclusion from this post,

nv post like olin. CHEEEEERS!

random entry of the day. . .

2006-07-27T22:54:00.000+08:00

ooo! you noe this is so random. I OFFICIALLY hate my BROTHER!. u noe he is really irritating me! i swear to god man. bleargh.. u noe this morning, when he was getting ready for work... hes like soooooooo fucked up la. on the bloody radio so freaking loud and you noe what time issit? 530 in the freaking morning! ARGH! and bloody hell he sprays his bloody boss perfume like nobody's business! smells like shit la boy.

ok back to todays doings.

1pm - woke up.

2pm - msg faisal.

3pm - decide to go out.

4pm - went to simpang bedok to have prata bomb! klabooze!

6pm - went to pasir ris park, rendezvous with sulaiman.

8.30pm - went home.

9++pm - reached home.

ok i think thats abt it.. nothing much happen except for the usual crappy stuffs we always do. like singing stupid songs and dancing. ouh and i got my pay. which i officially surrendered it to my mum.. sigh. now left 7 bucks. wtfreakin sauce!

another random fact.. "ting ting ting ting!"

oh and nice rite the banner on top??? i made that myselfff u noe! (as u can see im braggin) bleargh!

da enough of randomness.

pls leave comments la. my tagboard is like so pathetic nobody tag. =(

ok next time i post more proper stories. now chao! shoo! go someones blog!

To start things off. . . . . . .

2006-07-27T02:09:00.000+08:00

Wooookays. blog is up and running. testing 1 2 3. heeeeellloooo! wohoo.. got inspired to write one after reading those so called "inspiring" ones like faisal's and abu's(HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) blogs. hurhur.

well lets seee. random fact. gindis is fun! you guyss so gotta try it mann. www.gindis.com , click on army commander and sign up for it! i dunno abt the others but to me and faisal its likeeee... hmmmm. fun? u noe those type of games which dun require waiting for the results. u noe? but then the sad part is u gotta wait like hours to get turns. so blearghh.

oh and if u were to keep up with the news u would have surely read abt the ongoing war in the middle east. its like FREAKING REDICULOUS! UN shud just screw their own asses for doing absolutely nothing abt it. and the US shud just keep their asses to themselves and not help those israelis bastards. its like cmon man. ISRAEL IS A BIGGG BULLLLLY(thats what faisal also thinks)..
look at the countries they're at war with now. Lebanon and Palestine. u shud noe la Palestine story da mcm daily chores everyday also hear same story, they're like puny helpless countries. im like wtf is with them man, they already brand those political parties in power as terrorist, what they want now??? how lame can this get. bleargh.

BLEARGHH!! back to home news. ooh like what i wrote on top, u guys so must see abu's blog ah.. its like so profesional? haha. well sorrta. the posts are like interestin to read and stuff www.abuishak3.blogspot.com GoGoGo see! abu u better thank me for that. __ wahaha.

"The world is not hearing the Palestinian cries. No one listens to the weak."